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    Just 17 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    The turtle escape...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    i was sitting here tryna understand the pic https://t.co/XuGIjW7UMh

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    I love IOS14... watching folks call me and I just keep scrolling 🥺😌..

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    nobody: me: ok i'm going to shower

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    sorry i left you on read i didn’t mean to open it

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    sometimes you have to remind your man who’s boss

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    When your girl wants to spend time with you but it’s the playoffs...

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    thomas jefferson in 1776 when he wrote “all men are created equal” in the declaration of independence: https://t.co/ngmYqLEWUB

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    this is a diva cup https://t.co/5d3kytjvpS

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    if I text you "are you up?" at 2 AM please don't hit me back at 6:45 AM with "I wasn't! what's up?" the moment has passed. whatever dumb shit I was up to is over now. I'm asleep now and when I wake up, I won't be the same person who reached out.

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    cishet people say shit like “they/them is too confusing” girl what the fuck is a quarterback

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    This was the best part of lockdown:

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    Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭

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    Who tf looked at the middle finger and said “ayo this shit kinda offensive “

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