Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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I SCREAMED 😂
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i was sitting here tryna understand the pic https://t.co/XuGIjW7UMh
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I love IOS14... watching folks call me and I just keep scrolling 🥺😌..
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nobody: me: ok i'm going to shower
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just found $40 in my pocket
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sorry i left you on read i didn’t mean to open it
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sometimes you have to remind your man who’s boss
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When your girl wants to spend time with you but it’s the playoffs...
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thomas jefferson in 1776 when he wrote “all men are created equal” in the declaration of independence: https://t.co/ngmYqLEWUB
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woke up again
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this is a diva cup https://t.co/5d3kytjvpS
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if I text you "are you up?" at 2 AM please don't hit me back at 6:45 AM with "I wasn't! what's up?" the moment has passed. whatever dumb shit I was up to is over now. I'm asleep now and when I wake up, I won't be the same person who reached out.
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cishet people say shit like “they/them is too confusing” girl what the fuck is a quarterback
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someone told him he couldn’t be a chef
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This was the best part of lockdown:
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Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭
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Who tf looked at the middle finger and said “ayo this shit kinda offensive “