Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ timeline.
1.
MY PARENTS DIDN’T RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised ᵃ ᴾʳᵒᶜʳᵃˢᵗᶦⁿᵃᵗᵒʳ
2.
Toto from the Cheetah Girls after that fire firefighter pulled him out of that manhole https://t.co/k0FFppFmdX
3.
“How you doin pal” he wanted all the smoke LMAOO
4.
Your secret always safe with me cuz ima forget about it 😂😭
5.
republicans: please respect our emotions rn me:
6.
@jaboukie Next year
7.
I’m done omg
8.
Since we can’t have sex to celebrate I’m going to reverse cowgirl this office chair I just set up
9.
“One term? Couldnt be me fr LMA-“
10.
TRUMP LOST ON LORDE’S BIRTHDAY I KNEW SHE WOULD SAVE US
11.
“if it’s bothering you just speak up dude” also me when something’s bothering me:
12.
Me when I wanna sleep vs me when I wanna be awake https://t.co/7Ep7LowUxt
13.
Me when Beyoncé performs Black Parade at Joe’s inauguration
14.
Me when I send a risky text and get the same energy back https://t.co/rJK1YeVjol
15.
Me when I Suppress all the anger in me just to reply “okay, it’s cool” https://t.co/MaQD6BSrrf
16.
“Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” Philadelphia:
17.
me when i have aux
18.
me when i say i’m not mad lol