Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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my academic evolution
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cannot believe we’re still censoring cuss words on the radio. the ice caps are melting babe just let snoop dogg say “bitch.”
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#PlasticHearts
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not my mum bringing a fucking “sparrow hawk” into my room as im writing my essay
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no one: Lady Gaga in May 2020:
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I will never force my children to follow the same singers as me, they will have the total freedom to choose between following taylor swift or leaving my house
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Mariah Carey for the next month
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My mom on Facebook
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me on twitter https://t.co/7pUYIlFb1R
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Taylor Swift after releasing Folklore:
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they have the same middle name too wow https://t.co/KGLUGdEg6d
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men on dating apps be like “I’m 6’2 if that matters” and I’m like bro ur wearing a Rick & Morty shirt, ur making me 6’2 my stomach
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congratulations especially to the little girl in her stroller this morning who pointed to my dog and proudly announced “pig”
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My sleeping pattern isn't even a pattern anymore it's a freestyle
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“look who decided to come out of their room!”
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how romantic