Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Happy Halloween 😩
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straight men: he- me:
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Nobody: Mariah Carey on Nov 1 at 12:01 AM:
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people will believe in the government (musty old white men) but not in astrology (the sexy stars and planets)
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if you made this as a kid, you’re a tarot reader now
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I will either gain or lose 25 lbs between now and Tuesday night
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coming back from the club like
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and the award for Best Celeb Halloween Costume goes to Shawn Mendes’ for “me, but beat up” https://t.co/o0J3SRk4qD
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Me when I realize it was me who didn't text back
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me when i feel the smallest inkling of sadness
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have you met my friend, joe? #BidenHarris2020
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I do worry that many of us will emerge from all of this irreparably annoying
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Glenn Close’s Instagram is a real treat
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When I was younger I would come home from girls houses and my mom would be like “you’re such a ladies man” as if I hadn’t spend the past two hours braiding their hair and playing with barbies
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every influencer’s Instagram story tomorrow morning