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    16 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    The dog blurred out...

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    1.

    just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol

    Twitter: @becca_oneal

    2.

    THIS IS NOT A FINANCE ACCOUNT. I DO NOT HAVE ANY TRADING ADVICE. HEDGES-STOCKS IS MY SURNAME.

    Twitter: @Zoah_HS

    3.

    It's so cold in New York this weekend, I think I might stay inside since last March.

    Twitter: @StephenAtHome

    4.

    .@bjnovak has tried to explain this to me nine times and finally I just nodded “yes I understand.” (via @2000sfashionista on IG)

    Twitter: @mindykaling

    5.

    Twitter: @MrJamesStapes

    6.

    almost had to learn how the stock market worked this week

    Twitter: @sullivem

    7.

    We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

    Twitter: @Disneyland2go

    8.

    my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”

    Twitter: @CeciATL

    9.

    So many of you play fast & loose w photos of ur dog, it’s refreshing to see someone respect their dog’s right to privacy

    Twitter: @brian_bahe

    10.

    ariana grande writing the light is coming

    Twitter: @aricheatcode

    11.

    Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

    Twitter: @mariebabyyyyy_

    12.

    Blumhouse Productions / Via Twitter: @whispers_finest

    13.

    When a fart ends in an inflection... like a little question mark ? that is very funny to me

    Twitter: @ellorysmith

    14.

    Twitter: @GKuhlenschmidt

    15.

    I just tried Chromatica Oreos. My arm is a little sore and I feel groggy but mostly ok!

    Twitter: @heyjaredhey

    16.

    Twitter: @romanrochelle

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