Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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she’s so versatile
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when i find out who’s been spending my money.
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Me on all social media accounts after taking one good picture
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I miss hanging out with a new person just to prove to them we’re incompatible.
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the Princess Diaries is a basketball movie
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my veterinarian: don’t forget we offer a military discount! me to my cat: have you served in the military
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I’ve spend the last two days turning this old record into a Spongebob window, maybe I do have too much time on my hands 😅
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Lorde: I've never seen a diamond in the flesh Lil Uzi Vert:
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documentary: but before we can really get into underground graffiti culture, you have to first understand pastoral farming communities in early ireland me: and i’m looking forward to it
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this tweet is the reason i started writing jokes and now.... https://t.co/K2kpo76K9S
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The vet said Jed has an attitude problem...#dogsoftwitter
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me watching phoebe bridgers destroy her guitar #SNL
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the whole idea of a highschool reunion is so messy??? like what is there to gain?
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Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80