Skip To Content
  • Viral badge
Updated on Nov 18, 2019. Posted on Nov 4, 2019

17 Hysterical Tweets From This Week

"In a mood. Not telling you which one."

1.

my bf fell asleep in the living room so i went to the room and fell asleep tell me whyyyy this mf was up at 5 am standing at the foot of the bed w the blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking bout “why you left me in there by myself” i almost pissed myself 😭😭😭

2.

What my food see from outside the microwave

3.

woke up ugly again this fucking sucks

4.

5.

6.

McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"

7.

My girlfriend said we should each pick a “hall pass”, just in case we ever met that person. I chose Kate Upton and she chose her roommate Connor

8.

You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl GaGa https://t.co/zcrFnpHkNi

9.

horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed “what was that?” “oh my god Jessica it’s GOLF”

10.

I think a lot about the end of the Kidz Bop cover of “We Belong Together”

11.

hey i know we haven’t talked since high school but we’re celebrating our 10 year friendversary on facebook. what are u up to tonight lol

12.

when you’ve been at work for 2 minutes

13.

in a mood. not telling you which one

14.

when im having a good time with my friends but then ribs by lorde decides to occupy my entire mental space

15.

16.

17.

throat: *is vaguely sore* me: don't you fucking dare

#Tweets

BuzzFeed Daily

Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

Newsletter signup form