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    Updated on Jan 5, 2020. Posted on Dec 30, 2019

    19 Really Great Tweets From This Week

    "Merry Christmas to everyone except the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin."

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    Me in the mirror Me in photos https://t.co/u4NykDLbOc

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    I’m not convinced my new toaster can quite deliver everything it promises.

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    kris jenner missing kim’s entire speech while she tries to figure out how to use IG live is my new favorite thing

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    why is this the funniest picture ever im seriously about to pass out over this

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    using gift cards from last year to buy christmas gifts for this year

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    this came to me in a dream and I just spent the last 20 minutes bringing it into reality

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    Trying to organise Christmas Day with divorced parents is hard work man

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    Christians in the Roman Empire actually placed Christmas in the winter so it coincided with the pagan holiday at the time: Toyotathon

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    Bitches start dating 30 year olds and turn their keyboard auto-capitalization back on

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    how is my future boyfriend going to propose to me at a harry styles concert AND sing at the same time

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    Benadryl smart as hell. You cant have allergies when your asleep for 8 hours

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    It’s that strange time between Christmas and New Year where you don't know what day it is, what time it is, who you are, what you’re supposed to be doing and you can't stop eating 5,000+ calories a day

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    me at home on break trying to figure out if today is tuesday or saturday

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    My grandma decided to be our elf on the shelf this year

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    Me when my mom said “what’s that behind the tree?” after I thought I opened all my gifts

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    She put me on the main story. It’s been real y’all.

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    Merry Christmas to everyone except the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin

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    me pretending to like my haircut in front of my barber because i don't know how to speak up for myself https://t.co/thqNVYvShf

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