Last night, Taylor Swift kicked off her record-breaking Eras Tour. My gay ass is still recovering from these moments I saw online (I'm going to the Met Life show). But here are 13 moments in particular that I'm obsessed with:
SPOILERS AHEAD:
1. We got the first-ever live performance of "Champagne Problems," which means we finally got to witness Taylor sing "What a shame she's fucked in the head!" with a whole stadium:
“she would’ve made such a lovely bridge, what a shame she’s FUCKED IN THE HEAD” —Taylor Swift
2. Taylor Swift served c*** during her first-ever performance of "Vigilante Shit," straddling a chair. Sources say Sc*oter Braun was heard crying outside the stadium:
OKAYYYY TAYLOR ALISON SPEARS?????
3. When adjusting her outfit, Taylor said, "Just trying to look nice for my guys and gals and non-binary pals."
TRYING TO LOOK NICE FOR MY GUYS AND GALS AND NON-BINARY PALS #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
4. Taylor did the TikTok "Bejeweled" dance! Invented being cute.
Taylor Swift performing “Bejeweled” #TSTheErasTour
5. Taylor did this nose-diving thing into the stage, while transitioning from "Tim McGraw" to "Lavender Haze." My brain cannot process this, but I'm obsessed:
Holy shit this transition !!!! LAVENDER HAZE #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourGlendale https://t.co/rRBFSRH6kM
6. FINALLY, Taylor performed "Cruel Summer"!!!! She opened the show with "Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince" and "Cruel Summer." Like, I've been begging for this.
cruEL SUMMER #GlendaleTSTheErasTour
7. Taylor addressed the meme of us all thinking she hates Evermore. "The evermore album, which is an album I absolutely love — despite what some of y’all say on TikTok. Oh, I've seen it. I see all of it."
“The evermore album, which is an album I ABSOLUTELY LOVE despite what some of y’all say on TikTok.” - #TSTheErasTour
8. During "22," Taylor gave her hat to a little girl!
🏟️| Taylor giving her fedora hat to a little girl on the audience #TSTheErasTour
9. Taylor literally served visuals the entire show. I'm blown the fuck away:
Taylor has opened Midnights Era with Lavendar Haze, the visuals are so pretty! #TSTheErasTour
10. While introducing "Betty," Taylor said the recurrent theme of her songs is teaching men how to apologize. "I just love it. I love to tell them, step by step, 'Here's how simple this is to fix things,'" she said. "I just love the idea of men apologizing."
Taylor talking about Folklore and Betty “I just love to explain men how to apologize” 🥹
11. Taylor brought back "1, 2, 3, let's go bitch" during "Delicate":
123 let’s go bitch… nature is healing
12. Taylor transported herself into a field while performing "Invisible String."
Taylor Swift is performing “invisible string” #TSTheErasTour
13. And lastly, I'm obsessed with the fact that Taylor performed for over three hours — a whopping 44 fucking songs! The way she's literally an Olympian:
🚨 | The Official Setlist for @TaylorSwift13's "The Eras Tour"!
LONG LIVE TAYLOR SWIFT. Bye.
