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    Posted on Dec 18, 2017

    Here's What Millennials Think Baby Boomers Should Do For Their New Year's Resolutions

    "Limit asking to speak to the manager to three times per week."

    On Sunday, people started using the hashtag #MillennialNewYearResolution to sarcastically share what millennials should make their resolutions this year.

    Now, millennials are sharing baby boomer resolutions. Listen, if you're a baby boomer, don't get mad. They're not meant to be taken too seriously!

    Oxygen

    Here's what millennials think baby boomers should take on as resolutions:

    1. "Start being nice to people in retail/customer service."

    Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman:

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    —Jessica Hand, Facebook

    2. "Limit saying ‘back in my day’ to once per day."

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    —Crystal Whelan, Facebook

    3. "Stop dragging us for not getting a job. I'M SORRY I NEED A PhD, 3 MASTERS DEGREES AND A SACRIFICE TO LUCIFER TO GAIN EMPLOYMENT, MARGARET!"

    Bravo

    —Chana Lerner, Facebook

    4. "Learn how to set up a new phone or tablet without any help."

    NBC

    —Krysta Davison, Facebook

    5. "Stop saying 'I’m impressed' every time a millennial knows something about history that occurred prior to 1990."

    Oxygen

    —Martinique Mandela Coffey, Facebook

    6. "Limit asking to speak to the manager to three times per week."

    Twitter: @bethanycorriea

    —Sarah Margaret, Facebook

    7. "Stop making fun of young people for being on their phones so much. Just as soon as you harvest all your crops on Family Farm, you comment on every single photo of your kids post on Facebook, Instagram, and any other forum in which you can stalk their lives."

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    —Sarah Margaret, Facebook

    8. "Learn how to screenshot."

    Apple

    —Sarah Margaret, Facebook

    9. "Learn how to rotate PDFs."

    Twitter: @LikwidCyance

    —Miranda O'Connor, Facebook

    10. "Tell hospitality workers (most likely their first job, good for them) that I didn't mind having to wait your turn to be served."

    Netflix

    —Sarah Margaret, Facebook

    11. "Stop getting offended by the amount of people who get offended these days."

    Bravo

    —Sarah Margaret, Facebook

    12. "Stop complaining about millennials. Deep down [baby boomers] are the real reason millennials are the way they are."

    Sony Music

    —Steph Mansfield, Facebook

    13. "Stop trying to kill the planet and the economy."

    Twitter: @TechnicallyRon

    —Uthman Baksh, Facebook

    There you have it. Play nice in the comments!

    Fox

    Responses edited for length and clarity.

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