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me after my tweet gets 1 rt and 7 likes
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Me: "Man, I can't wait to have kids" Small child: *breathes* Me:
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When your phone is dry and you're all alone in public and you see someone u used to talk too
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me 24/7: SAVE THE BEES!!!!!! me when a bee comes near me irl:
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me and my mutuals trying to convince god that we're religious at the gates of heaven
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*experiences slight inconvenience* me:
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