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17 Tweets That Will Make You Say, "FML, That Is Me"

Hairdresser: do you like it? me: yes thank you. *goes home and cries*

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me after my tweet gets 1 rt and 7 likes

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Me: "Man, I can't wait to have kids" Small child: *breathes* Me:

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When your phone is dry and you're all alone in public and you see someone u used to talk too

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me 24/7: SAVE THE BEES!!!!!! me when a bee comes near me irl:

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me and my mutuals trying to convince god that we're religious at the gates of heaven

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*experiences slight inconvenience* me:

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