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17 Tweets That Are Too Fuckin' Real For Anyone With Facebook And Twitter

"It's a job you need, Lauren, not another boyfriend" — a mom on Facebook

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1. When you have to laugh at how stupid some people can be:

This is why I loathe Facebook. Not only is this bashing women to praise woman soldiers but that's Jessica Simpson -_-

2. When Twitter turns from cute to crazy:

Twitter: Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 😘 | | 638 more replies | | No I didn’… https://t.co/1sY01T4jgA

3. When you realize some of your Facebook friends are unique people...

People on facebook are a different breed

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4. ...with something unique to offer:

5. When your personas on Facebook and Twitter are drastically different:

from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin

6. Drastically.

7. When your mom overshares on Facebook:

Why can't my mom just say she had a nice night

8. Or when your dad overshares on Twitter:

That Proud Dad Moment when you go to the Liquor Store and Find Your Sons Confiscated Fake ID Displayed on the Wall… https://t.co/x9Q43c52S0

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9. When your mom drags your ex because they're friends:

my ex posted a pic of him & his newest fling on facebook, & the caption was “ain’t she pretty” & my mom’s petty ass… https://t.co/pjicCc4iNx

10. Or when she drags your cousin:

My mums just commented this on my cousins Fb status, AHAHAHA wee savage Ang😂😂😂

11. When you get unfriended by family members and it's awk AF:

My aunt unfriended me on Facebook so I can guarantee you that I will bring it up and ruin Thanksgiving this year.

12. Or when someone who seems nice on Facebook turns savage:

Fucksake Shirley don't hold back 😭😂

13. When you get called out Twitter:

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14. Or royally fuck up:

15. When Twitter starts to feel like a class:

me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters

16. Or when you get added to a weird (or dangerous, in this case) Twitter group:

17. And finally, when you realize you're addicted:

(refreshes twitter repeatedly) I can't believe NOBODY has tweeted anything for 14 entire seconds

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