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I made a new emoji that I call "mild panic"
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accents are just mouth fonts
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Never will I forget the day I told my child she couldn’t have cake before dinner and she stormed off to the room for about 2mins to come back and tell me she left a message for me on her whiteboard and this was it:
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!! actual college students:
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The winner of Game of Thrones will be awarded a modelling contract with Elite Model Management, a fashion spread and cover in Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics.
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Please make me famous
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justin bieber really said “swag, swag, swag on you. chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue” and we just let him
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This girl at my job got fired and the bitch threw everybody lunch in the trash before she left
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Nobody: Nobody at all: My mother looking for something to complain about:
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this is the funniest video ive seen in a while
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there’s a Scottish woman in the Beyhive group on Facebook that calls herself everyone’s mother and consistently posts things like this..... i would (and i can’t stress this enough) die for her
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nobody: lads named Colin:
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no one: me in elementary school finding out that iceland was green and greenland was ice:
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you’re giving up your DREAM, son. no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream.
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I think my mom found the best use for this new filter 😂
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avengers: endgame (2019)