I'm Obsessed With The New "Due To Personal Reasons" Meme
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going to Applebees."
Y'all this new meme...is something. I don't really know to explain it. It's basically a tweet that's set up as something serious ("Due to personal reasons"), followed by something dumb. Here are some hilarious examples:
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Due to personal reasons I will be back on my bullshit
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due to personal reasons, i am going to get hit by a car
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due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook
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Due to personal reasons i just took a shot of tequila
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due to personal reasons i will be going to applebees
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Due to personal reasons I’m going to become a shapless and eternal entity
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due to personal reasons i will be isolating myself and bottling up all of my feelings
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due to personal reasons I will not be holding myself accountable for my actions
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due to personal reasons i will be buying a birkin with my dad’s credit card
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Due to personal reasons, I'm eating a lasagna in my shower.
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due to personal reasons, I am going to smoke another blunt.
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due to personal reasons i will continue being a dumb bitch
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due to personal reasons i will be shedding my skin and traveling as a disembodied spirit
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due to personal reasons i will b hurling myself into space
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due to personal reasons I will be postponing the diet
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due to personal reasons i will be shutting the fuck up
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due to personal reasons i will be kicking my own ass