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    17 Shady Questions College Professors Should Answer Because They're Funny

    It's time for THEM to answer questions.

    I must admit, lighthearted dragging is my favorite. Here are some shady "questions" people on the internet have for college professors.

    1.

    Why do college professors teach like you already know the material???

    2.

    Why do college professors make attendance mandatory? i pay to take the class, if i want to skip i should be able to w/o consequence

    3.

    why do college professors insist on saying, "you won't be able procrastinate on this assignment" 😭😂😂 yeah, okay. we'll see about that.

    4.

    Why do college professors make attendance apart of your grade? Like you’re getting paid whether I’m there or not. https://t.co/wCOTw9cQRD

    5.

    Why do college professors do this, is like they all sit down together and decide to plan the syllabus “ok guys we are all going to have EXAMS in the same WEEK” headass IM TIRED

    6.

    why do college professors automatically assume you just got unlimited funds lying around to get a textbook

    7.

    WHY DO COLLEGE PROFESSORS ACT LIKE THEIR CLASS IS YOUR ONLY CLASS

    8.

    Why do college professors give seating charts? Literally why

    9.

    why do college professors still do ice breakers 🙄

    10.

    Why do college professors all have such a big ego?? Lol like y’all went to school for 18 years to make 60k chill

    11.

    Why do college professors love guest speakers? I just want to learn and graduate 😂

    12.

    Why do college professors tell you to email them if you have any questions at the end of class when they don't answer you and it's been two days

    13.

    why do college professors care about phones

    14.

    why do college professors even bother making note slideshows if they're just gonna click through each slide after .7 seconds????

    15.

    Why do college professors show movies during class???? I'm not paying to watch movies lol I can do dat for free @ home

    16.

    Why do college professors put question marks on blank answers on tests???? Wym “?”, clearly I didn’t know the answer

    17.

    Why do college professors believe it's a sin to let people out of class early?

    OK, so college professors or people who have these answers, sound off in the comments!

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