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    15 People Who Definitely Shouldn't Drink and Text

    "I drunk texted my grandma, 'Happoy New Yer you filthy slut!'"

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their funniest drunk texts. You will get secondhand embarrassment from their messages.

    1. A poor grandmother was dragged to hell:

    2. A dad was accidentally seduced:

    3. A boyfriend was poorly seduced:

    4. And a lawyer was strategically seduced:

    5. A boss was given strict but strange orders:

    6. Some faced obstacles:

    7. One drunkard woke up to see they might've been involved in three deaths:

    8. And imagine looking back at what you thought was a good burn.

    9. Some featured famous people, like Viola Davis:

    10. And a vagina-stealing Ted Cruz:

    11. There's also this exchange between a drunk and sober friend:

    12. One guy sent this stern message to 18 people and has no idea why:

    13. Someone decided to bring up botany.

    14. Someone else analyzed the role of chicken strips in a former relationship.

    15. And just gonna leave this text about ass cracks here:

    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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