15 People Who Definitely Shouldn't Drink and Text
"I drunk texted my grandma, 'Happoy New Yer you filthy slut!'"
1. A poor grandmother was dragged to hell:
2. A dad was accidentally seduced:
3. A boyfriend was poorly seduced:
4. And a lawyer was strategically seduced:
5. A boss was given strict but strange orders:
6. Some faced obstacles:
7. One drunkard woke up to see they might've been involved in three deaths:
8. And imagine looking back at what you thought was a good burn.
9. Some featured famous people, like Viola Davis:
10. And a vagina-stealing Ted Cruz:
11. There's also this exchange between a drunk and sober friend:
12. One guy sent this stern message to 18 people and has no idea why:
13. Someone decided to bring up botany.
14. Someone else analyzed the role of chicken strips in a former relationship.
15. And just gonna leave this text about ass cracks here:
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