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    15 People Who Definitely Shouldn't Drink and Text

    "I drunk texted my grandma, 'Happoy New Yer you filthy slut!'"

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their funniest drunk texts. You will get secondhand embarrassment from their messages.

    1. A poor grandmother was dragged to hell:

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    "I thought I was texting my friend group chat." — Gianna Cretella, Facebook

    2. A dad was accidentally seduced: / Via

    "I rarely see him now because I forgot to tell him that I was drunk and he thought I was serious." —ravendeg

    3. A boyfriend was poorly seduced:

    4. And a lawyer was strategically seduced:

    5. A boss was given strict but strange orders:

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    "The next morning, I was so embarrassed. I went to work, logged on my computer and was greeted by this big sparkly pop-up that says, "Welcome, Doralicious Diva." — Dora Breckinridge, Facebook

    6. Some faced obstacles: / Via

    "No idea what that meant or where I was in the house!" — anniey4ebe4c169

    7. One drunkard woke up to see they might've been involved in three deaths: / Via

    "No need to worry — it's been confirmed no one actually died on this night." — nicolealexander

    8. And imagine looking back at what you thought was a good burn.

    9. Some featured famous people, like Viola Davis:

    10. And a vagina-stealing Ted Cruz:

    11. There's also this exchange between a drunk and sober friend:

    12. One guy sent this stern message to 18 people and has no idea why:

    13. Someone decided to bring up botany.

    14. Someone else analyzed the role of chicken strips in a former relationship.

    15. And just gonna leave this text about ass cracks here:

    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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