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15 People Who Definitely Shouldn't Drink and Text

"I drunk texted my grandma, 'Happoy New Yer you filthy slut!'"

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their funniest drunk texts. You will get secondhand embarrassment from their messages.


5. A boss was given strict but strange orders:

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"The next morning, I was so embarrassed. I went to work, logged on my computer and was greeted by this big sparkly pop-up that says, "Welcome, Doralicious Diva." — Dora Breckinridge, Facebook


Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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