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Let's begin with the assholes of the animal kingdom — spiders.
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This huntsman spider is actually being used as an incubator for a wasp's eggs. K.
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This spider looks like the Pringles man.
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While this moth looks like a chicken in a bikini.
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And this caterpillar looks like Edgar Allen Poe.
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Aw, look! It's an Alaskan tree frog, whose heart stops when it literally freezes in the winter:
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This fox's heart stopped, too. But for good. Because it is frozen. Forever.
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Ok, here we have a snake who's upset he's been eaten by a frog:
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And a worm being taken prisoner by ants:
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Let me introduce you to this relatable crab, who rips off his own arm and then returns to work:
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And pictured below is a crazy-looking turtle who — based on a wild guess — isn't very friendly:
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Speaking of unfriendly, this orca punted a seal into next week:
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Now on to alligators, who are their own type of crazy. This one looks like a Jersey Shore castmate:
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This alligator nobody saw coming:
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And this fella has half a mouth and manages to still be scary as fuck:
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Reptiles are great, like this lizard who repels predators with blood — FROM ITS EYES.
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This pretty anaconda is underwater. Seems normal. Oh wait, she's actually squeezing her mate to death.
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And this looks like a snake, right? WRONG. It's actually a caterpillar masquerading as a snake. #TwoFaced
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Let's talk the sky. Why does it show the craziest shit?
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And why is this cloud doing the most?
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And did you see this coming?
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Yes, nature can be crazy.
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But don't forget: Crazy can be good.