1. This student:
So I had to do something for my ceramic class and this is the results... Iβm so sorryπ
2. This class:
our history teacher asked us to create a timeline of events we know off the top of our head. I was the first at the board
3. These poor librarians:
This is not a bookmark.
4. This office worker:
Walked into my office and thought someone must have broken in because it looks trashed... and then I saw this little sweetie covering behind my computer. β£οΈ
5. This little girl:
Well Iβll be mf got damned. I asked Sanaa whatβs wrong & she said she donβt wanna be a mommy no more bc her baby donβt listen.
6. This single guy:
my family: βso howβs your love life going?β me :
7. This gym-goer:
I just left the gym and a guy in the parking lot yelled βdamn you must be heavy set!β so feeling powerful and also annoyed i said βgo fuck yourselfβ and he said βalright go to hell thenβ and it just dawned on me that he actually said βheaven sentβ but whatever whats done is done
8. This girlfriend, who got hit by accident:
I was sleeping and Katrina tried to wake me up by kissing me (aw how cute) but I ended up panicking and accidentally punched her in the face... sorry babe, Iβm ALWAYS in defense mode π
9. This new blonde:
never thought iβd care about the products accidentally dropped in the shower but here i am now a fake blonde on my hands & knees trying to salvage the $20 purple shampoo that slipped out of my hand
10. This Jedi:
GUYS IM LOSING IT THE STORM TROOPER REALLY HAD TO DO IT TO HIM LIKE THAT
11. And same with Joey King:
Patricia Arquette accidentally hit me in the head with her Golden Globe. That sentence will give me bragging rights for the rest of my life. @PattyArquette
12. This girl, who got her pizza rolls stolen:
My dad ate my pizza rolls and this is the message I get ! πππππ
13. This Cats lover:
Just so everyone knows: The bank shut down my debit card because it suspected fraudulent activity and the purchase I had to review was two tickets to see CATS
14. And this cat owner:
the way i just screamed
15. This husband, who caught wind of his wife's tweets:
16. This Snapchat user:
Bruh these Snapchat filters Getting Outta Handπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
17. This poppers drinker:
Stupid idiot just drank poppers
18. And lastly, this mom, who got pranked:
The mom really thought the tv was broken, whole time it was a prank π©ππππβ οΈ