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    18 People I Would Never Mess With...Ever

    Like, ever.

    1. This mother-in-law:

    This note that arrived with an Etsy order is... the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. WTF Peggy.

    Twitter: @RuPaulPupkin

    2. This daughter:

    my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

    Twitter: @GrantTanaka

    3. This legend, Barbara:

    An older teacher in Mississippi scolds someone who was impatient in a fast-food restaurant, and when she's asked if her teeth fall out when she eats, she says she'd ask "your man" but it looks like he left after he knocked the woman up

    4. And Judi:

    When someone asks in a Facebook group what is a suitable punishment for a teen daughter who used fabric scissors to cut tortilla wraps, "Judi" responds, "Death"

    5. This dad:

    told my dad i got a new job and this is his response? 🥰

    @ughneha / Via Twitter: @ughneha

    6. This husband:

    I can't believe I married someone of the male species. Look at the shit I have to deal with.

    Twitter: @hollyciacci

    7. This delivery driver:

    This person's DoorDash driver drags them for forgetting to order ranch dressing and asking the driver to get it

    8. This defensive dog owner:

    Guy in the pickup honking, yelling at woman to move out of the street. She yells back "my dog is shitting, wait a minute!" I ❤️ NY

    @AirlineFlyer / Via Twitter: @AirlineFlyer

    9. This aggressive Tinder bro:

    Person says they found their soulmate on Tinder when person responds "Fuck u"

    10. This coffee queen:

    Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it

    @rachelhelenw / Via Twitter: @rachelhelenw

    11. These two:

    No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am

    @StokoeTaran / Via Twitter: @StokoeTaran

    12. This Facebook queen:

    There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one.

    Twitter: @maureenjohnson
    Maureen Johnson declares on FB that there shall be only one Maureen Johnson, and she guesses it's this other Maureen Johnson who's very irritated that another Maureen Johnson is using her name

    13. This protective momma:

    A picture of many muffins baking, with several showing a yellow topping and a bottle of mustard alongside them, with the caption, "When the kids at school have been picking o your baby and you've had enough of that shit"

    14. This dad:

    Twitter: @morrisseysgay

    15. This king:

    My apartment really just tried to charge me $955 for moving out 20 minutes late.. I walked straight to their corporate office, and pulled the “my lawyer will be in touch with y’all soon card” and 3 minutes later the charge was dropped... I ain’t even got a lawyer 🤣🤣🤣

    Twitter: @AlliDoisQuinnn

    16. This scary-if-true dude:

    Twitter: @FrickinDelanie

    17. This petty ex, OMG:

    Twitter: @Autie_Radig

    18. And lastly, this lemonade legend:

    My daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.