1. This mother-in-law:
This note that arrived with an Etsy order is... the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. WTF Peggy.
2. This daughter:
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
3. This legend, Barbara:
4. And Judi:
5. This dad:
told my dad i got a new job and this is his response? 🥰
6. This husband:
I can't believe I married someone of the male species. Look at the shit I have to deal with.
7. This delivery driver:
8. This defensive dog owner:
Guy in the pickup honking, yelling at woman to move out of the street. She yells back "my dog is shitting, wait a minute!" I ❤️ NY
9. This aggressive Tinder bro:
10. This coffee queen:
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it
11. These two:
No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am
12. This Facebook queen:
There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one.
13. This protective momma:
14. This dad:
When will it end
15. This king:
My apartment really just tried to charge me $955 for moving out 20 minutes late.. I walked straight to their corporate office, and pulled the “my lawyer will be in touch with y’all soon card” and 3 minutes later the charge was dropped... I ain’t even got a lawyer 🤣🤣🤣
16. This scary-if-true dude:
need
17. This petty ex, OMG:
How it started: How it ended:
18. And lastly, this lemonade legend:
My daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.