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    OMG, The Gorgeousity Of Miranda Lambert's Husband Brendan McLoughlin Is Overwhelming

    Hotter than ~kerosene~.

    You know country superstar, Miranda Lambert. She's a badass and also the inventor of Little Red Wagons.

    Earlier this year, she married Brendan McLoughlin, also known as the viral Hot Dancing Cop.

    Officer McLoughlin with Kybo at today's doggy diving event #JoinTheBLUEFamily @NYPDPaws @bluebuffalo @ASPCA #NYPD

    A love story that's almost as beautiful as Brendan himself.

    I want Brendan to hold me like this as Miranda sings to us.

    I want Brendan to use his bright smile as a flashlight when the power goes out:

    He's a man who can rock a blazer...

    ...gray sweatpants(👀)...

    ...and athleisure.

    The grillmaster of my heart...

    ...whose muscles are tastier than the chicken he's grilling...

    ...and same with his abs. looks like he's a runner, too. You're looking at the first-place winner of a 5K. Yes, king.

    Officer McLoughlin wins 1st place for #NYPD Keith Ferguson Memorial 5k Brooklyn Bridge Run!

    In all seriousness, though, they are such a cute couple.

    And I wish them continued love and hotness. <3

    Stay thirsty, y'all!