This week, Miley Cyrus sat down with Call Her Daddy podcast host Alexandra Cooper. The two talked about a number of things, but because the podcast is notoriously X-rated, they touched on a lot of NSFW topics about Miley's sex life.
Here are some of the topics Miley touched upon:
On virginity:
The first time I ever hooked up with anyone was a girl — two of them. I didn’t go all the way with a dude until I was 16. It wasn't Nick Jonas, but I ended up marrying the guy, so that's pretty crazy.
On foreplay:
I don't fuck with foreplay because I'm too busy. I have a lot fucking going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my pussy. I want to get this shit done.
On lube:
[When it comes to sex,] we're throwing lube on and hurrying. If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube. I'm good. Just hurry. Hurry and make it good.
On genitalia:
I like dicks as an aesthetic. Girls are way hotter. We know this. Everyone I think can agree that dicks make wonderful sculptures. But more than that, I am not as interested. I like dicks as art pieces. I love the shape. It's good if it can just get in and go away — because I don't want it eyeing me off. Everyone knows tits are prettier than balls.
On blow jobs:
I've given a blow job recently, but it wasn't as much fun as I thought it was gonna be. It honestly took too long.
On morning sex:
I don't really wanna do morning sex, even though I used to really like to. I don't really do it because I'm thinking about the editors in New York, and I'm a little worried about them. You know — making sure the bubble gum [in the "Midnight Sky" video] looks glossy.
On which she’d choose for the rest of her life — getting eaten out or fingered:
I'd rather finger myself. I'm obsessed with me. I really am. I like when Megan Thee Stallion said, "Stop licking my pussy hard — that shit's aggravating."
On what embarrasses/scares her in the bedroom:
Crazy sounds. Or falls. I don't do falls. I've only fallen a handful of times in my life. I'll continue [sex] and try and make it a shtick, but no. I would not want anything really embarrassing to happen.
On sex toys:
I like sex toys. Most of my sex toys I use as interior design — I do like sex toys as interior design. I'll buy a dildo, and [for] more than ... its operation — I don't really wanna get in there with it because I love the way it looks on my table. I'm really into dildos for interior design. I buy them for myself, but I end up using them for interior design. I like vibrators, but I mostly like aesthetic. I'm pretty good with dealing with myself.
And lastly, on her favorite position:
My favorite thing is Lauren Conrad's video of CEO. That's my favorite position.