Celebrity·Posted on Feb 9, 201916 Tweets From This Week Guaranteed To Make You Giggle"I would let Marie Kondo reorganize the organs in my body."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Alec @aIecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother 04:45 AM - 07 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Skoog @Skoogeth satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H- me: wow you’re tall satan: thanks? me: how tall are you? satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns? me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny 03:06 PM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ben White @morningmoneyben Your password must be between 732 and 942 characters. It cannot be the same as any word in any known language. It must include 3 hieroglyphs, ancient Babylonian text and the solution to Fermat's last theorem. 03:15 PM - 07 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Adam Rippon @Adaripp I would let Marie Kondo reorganize the organs in my body 05:18 PM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jennifer Cownie @cownifer this hotel kindly invites me to decide whether I am BODYGUARD or VAMPIRE 03:14 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. VN$A @VNSAMRE I had a fever lastnight and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test 😂😂 10:08 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ✧・゚heathbar ✧・゚ @HeatherLMaree some of u still don't eat the crust on ur pizza like absolute fucking cowards. it's just bread. are u a toddler? does ur mommy tuck u in? eat the crust stupid baby 08:09 PM - 02 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. J5. @bates3_ Y’all Mind If I Flex Real Quick ? 03:08 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ky :)) @urdadkylie my conversations w literally anyone: ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ ⚪️ 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 🔵 ⚪️ 12:46 PM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. bougie badazz @murdamamitianni My cousin is lying. Her son is 2, he ain’t say that shit 05:35 AM - 05 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Michael @Home_Halfway My grandpa passed away recently. He made it a long time, but in the end I was the better swordsman. 03:03 AM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch Avril Lavigne is the lead singer of Maroon 5 right 01:09 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Meeeeee @DonnaDlm71 Whats App tales. Hi dad, you ok? How's things? Will you be home next week, I'll pop round. Dad is typing.. Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing.... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is STILL typing... Dad: Yes 04:48 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx when the answer “d) all of the above” is on a test 04:46 AM - 07 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16.