On Monday, @HashtagRoundup asked people to share what the did at work that caused them to be fired, using the hashtag #AndThenIWasFired
#AndThenIWasFired is this week's HashTopiX hosted by @HashTopiX
Here's what people said:
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I was the computer operator for a big company in the 1980's. For a couple months the ugliest plaid fleece coat imaginable was hanging on the coat rack. Finally, I was so fed up with it I took it home and threw it in our garbage. Found it was my bosses. #andtheniwasfired #yep 😂😂
2.
I cooked fish in the microwave #AndThenIWasFired
3.
1997 [arriving at work] My boss: Tim, is that whiskey on your breath? Me: What? No. MB: I smell whiskey on you Me: It's vodka, you uncultured swine #AndThenIWasFired
4.
I was told I could bring in additional office supplies from home, so I brought in a pillow and blanket... #AndThenIWasFired
5.
My dumbass once took 14 days off to see Phish and completely forgot. I saw my schedule and thought they were "firing me" passive aggressively. I texted my boss and "quit" then she replied "You took these two weeks off for Phish..."#AndThenIWasFired
(Phish is a rock band.)
6.
I started dating my boss #AndThenIWasFired
7.
When your wax your bosses drink...#AndThenIWasFired
8.
I was on vacation with a family I nannied for. The kid wanted to play with me instead of his mom... #AndThenIWasFired
9.
I very calmly and politely told an annoying co-worker to please shut the f' up so I could do my job #AndThenIWasFired
10.
One of the guys on my team was throwing up at his desk. The CEO pulled me into his office and told me "Do not send him home. I'm not paying for another sick day". I walked out of his office and sent my guy home. #AndThenIWasFired
11.
They saw my Twitter account #AndThenIWasFired
12.
I brought my Komodo dragon to work on bring your dog to work day #AndThenIWasFired
13.
I rolled my eyes at the boss #AndThenIWasFired
14.
Was fuckin around with the office chairs #AndThenIWasFired
15.
Wrote an email saying we needed to buy more software licenses that went unnoticed for two weeks until errors began occurring #AndThenIWasFired for not updating the licenses.
16.
I don't do overtime especially on my birthday #AndThenIWasFired 😿