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You're a fucking beast in the gym.
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But a bigger beast in the kitchen.
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Your workouts are 10 times harder than they have to be...
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...because your meal-prepping game is a little weak.
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There has never been anything more untrue than the phrase “Nothing tastes as good as fit feels.”
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You actually think about food when you workout.
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Maybe you even exercise with food in hand.
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You love trying all the divine pre-workout flavors.
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And sometimes you go a little overboard with ~customizing~ your post-workout "protein shake."
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You have no problems with a conflicting setup at the gym.
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From time to time, you do eat clean.
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You always sneak in an extra workout before a night out because you know once the alcohol hits, the world is your buffet/open bar.
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This is what your Instagram looks like:
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You connect with these shirts on a spiritual level.
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And most importantly, you are not to be spoken to a) if you are hungry or b) if you missed your workout that day.
