I Just Found Out The Pillsbury Doughboy's Real Name And I'm Not Sure If I'll Ever Recover

    Actually shook.

    OK, so you know the Pillsbury Doughboy. He's the advertising icon in all of Pillsbury's commercials.

    Well, I was on his Wikipedia page for private and personal reasons and saw something that shook me right to my very core. This:

    Let me zoom in and circle it because that's what we do at BuzzFeed.

    That's right. The Pillsbury Doughboy's real name is POPPIN' FRESH.



    "OK, well people inaccurately edit Wikipedia," you might be thinking. Yes, but also you are wrong because I have receipts from the OFFICIAL Pillsbury website.

    It's legit, and I'm shook. You're sneaky, Poppin'. Very sneaky.