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    Posted on Jul 9, 2017

    I Just Found Out The Pillsbury Doughboy's Real Name And I'm Not Sure If I'll Ever Recover

    Actually shook.

    OK, so you know the Pillsbury Doughboy. He's the advertising icon in all of Pillsbury's commercials.

    Well, I was on his Wikipedia page for private and personal reasons and saw something that shook me right to my very core. This:

    Let me zoom in and circle it because that's what we do at BuzzFeed.

    That's right. The Pillsbury Doughboy's real name is POPPIN' FRESH.

    OWN

    POPPIN'...

    OWN

    FRESH...

    OWN

    "OK, well people inaccurately edit Wikipedia," you might be thinking. Yes, but also you are wrong because I have receipts from the OFFICIAL Pillsbury website.

    It's legit, and I'm shook. You're sneaky, Poppin'. Very sneaky.

    1. Anyway, did you know this?

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      NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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      Yes. Pretty sure I knew this already.
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      I didn't know this, but do you get paid to write this?