Fails are legit my favorite part of the internet. They're just mesmerizing and hilarious and perfect. Here are some of the best from this week.
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1. This request:
2. This calamity:
This headline is crazy 😭😭
3. This drag:
4. This realization:
27 years old and blowing my nose w toilet paper bc i do not own a box of tissues… when my mom was my age she owned like at least five boxes of tissues and also a house
5. This "event":
The rest of the country will never understand the enduring spirit of Philadelphia
6. This message that this person sent to his partner's family group chat:

7. This deactivation:
8. This rediscovered misinterpretation:
realized I was too online during christmas last year when my starbucks had a sign that said “it’s giving season” and before I realized what it meant I was like “yesss it is giving that”
9. This illegal hobby:
i just go to parties to fuck with the appliances while the host is distracted. i like to break dishwashers the most
10. This hilarious breakdown:
The funniest thing that’s ever happened to me as a parent is once my 2yo was having a full on meltdown and accidentally kicked an electronic toy dinosaur and it went “Can you feed me?” and my son, through massive sobs, goes “no I can’t right now, dinosaur” and continued screaming
11. This mindset:
12. And lastly, this wrong text:
i accidentally sent my teacher the photo of me bawling my eyes out after wtaching the resident evil DLC 😭