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    Updated on Nov 5, 2019. Posted on Oct 28, 2019

    19 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "The crumbs in my bed exfoliate my skin."

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    Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

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    i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i-

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    our costume ideas were a little different!

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    I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops

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    the crumbs in my bed exfoliate my skin

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    when ur reading a book ur literally just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

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    Oh you love therapy? Name three good therapists in my area and what insurance they take

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    me and my friends drunkenly eating McDonald’s at 3am after one of us threw up, one of us lost our ID and another texted their ex

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    Your mom at You drunk home praying vs. in the middle for your safety of the road at 3 am

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    no one: the planets of the solar system:

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    Vibecheck, Juliet. Are you with me? Rain is deadass on the sidewalk. I won’t dip until you chill outside.

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    Boyfriends at 6am watching sports highlights https://t.co/EHitjsbf5z

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    after three years of college something very upsetting has come to my attention .... i am stupid

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    pee after sex or they make u take the SAT again or something

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    inside my stomach there is a little duck who demands bread

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    me pretending to be a candle in jeffree star's home so i can rob him

    If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!

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