1. Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much! 06:00 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. arlene @urfaavcolor i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i- 11:34 PM - 19 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. layne @laynewoodworth our costume ideas were a little different! 04:31 PM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Maya Murillo @mayainthemoment I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops 04:06 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6’4 kidGotenx500🦋 @KidGotenx When they ask how your life’s been 10:03 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kellogg’s Hard Lemonade @1998hondacoupe mikes hard battle with depression 12:15 AM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. siân @sharnacious me trying my hardest 10:25 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ryan @gothicmane the crumbs in my bed exfoliate my skin 12:46 AM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. will @trulyeI when ur reading a book ur literally just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating 12:17 AM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking Oh you love therapy? Name three good therapists in my area and what insurance they take 03:32 PM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. kat @_thegreatkatsby me and my friends drunkenly eating McDonald’s at 3am after one of us threw up, one of us lost our ID and another texted their ex 10:49 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕥 @serena_sherry Your mom at You drunk home praying vs. in the middle for your safety of the road at 3 am 05:30 AM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. san @delicaterih no one: the planets of the solar system: 03:20 AM - 27 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Rad Sad Guitar Dad @KaelanSaunders Vibecheck, Juliet. Are you with me? Rain is deadass on the sidewalk. I won’t dip until you chill outside. 08:44 AM - 26 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Naleli @Naleli_ Boyfriends at 6am watching sports highlights https://t.co/EHitjsbf5z 02:46 AM - 23 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. regan ❁ @reganbennettt after three years of college something very upsetting has come to my attention .... i am stupid 07:38 PM - 24 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. logan @brainwxrms pee after sex or they make u take the SAT again or something 11:32 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. carter @carterhambley inside my stomach there is a little duck who demands bread 07:20 PM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. alyssa @yourunholymom me pretending to be a candle in jeffree star's home so i can rob him 10:35 PM - 25 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!