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    Just 18 Hilarious Tweets From This Weekend

    I, too, will no longer get ready or dressed anymore.

    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    the clubs need to open back up i miss standing on the wall and looking at my phone and taking a video every ten minutes so everybody knows i’m having fun

    2.

    emma roberts after booking a role where she has to be blonde and mean

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    How I walk back in the front door when I forgot my damn mask

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    when u said u were gonna go to bed but u just been staring at the wall for 3 hours

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    stopping Carrie at exactly this moment so that it's a feel-good movie now

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    9 year old me when avril lavigne said hell yeah i’m the motherfuckin' princess

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    Me on all social media platforms when i take a good picture https://t.co/sHLkSPsKGG

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    when i have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me

    10.

    Happy birthday to the wonderful @VancityReynolds!!!

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    excuse me sir that is my emotional support em dash

    13.

    blue checks could learn a thing or two from anna nicole

    14.

    When an actress promotes her new movie:

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    sorry i didnt text back all week my body became a vessel for the spirit of academia and for the last 5 days i have existed only to complete assignments and post on discussion boards

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    me when someone asks about my attachment issues and fear of abandonment

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    I don’t trust young people with grandma names

    18.

    I’m not getting “ready” or “dressed” for things anymore I’m just gonna show up raw

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