Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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the clubs need to open back up i miss standing on the wall and looking at my phone and taking a video every ten minutes so everybody knows i’m having fun
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emma roberts after booking a role where she has to be blonde and mean
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How I walk back in the front door when I forgot my damn mask
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when u said u were gonna go to bed but u just been staring at the wall for 3 hours
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stopping Carrie at exactly this moment so that it's a feel-good movie now
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9 year old me when avril lavigne said hell yeah i’m the motherfuckin' princess
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Ariana: 34+35 Gays:
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Me on all social media platforms when i take a good picture https://t.co/sHLkSPsKGG
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when i have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me
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Happy birthday to the wonderful @VancityReynolds!!!
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excuse me sir that is my emotional support em dash
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blue checks could learn a thing or two from anna nicole
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When an actress promotes her new movie:
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sorry i didnt text back all week my body became a vessel for the spirit of academia and for the last 5 days i have existed only to complete assignments and post on discussion boards
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me when someone asks about my attachment issues and fear of abandonment
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I don’t trust young people with grandma names
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I’m not getting “ready” or “dressed” for things anymore I’m just gonna show up raw