Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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"yOuRe prObaLy talKinG tO somEoNe eLse" me:
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this is what catholic school says happens if u masturbate
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i’m gonna be so pissed if i don’t get any illuminati conspiracy videos. i worked so hard for this.
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The way momma holding on to his tail.. I know he bad 😭 https://t.co/LAWom5SHlD
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i wish i was dinosaur. no school, no works, just ror ror.
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Them red flags be looking like six flags when you feelin someone🤣🤣
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couples t-shirts that say “i’m conducting a case study” and “case study”
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Satan at tomorrow’s press conference being shown pictures of Lil Nas
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when i say “sorry i’m crazy” and he says “that’s ok” instead of “no you’re not”
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the boat is stuck in the suez canal like
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wanna feel old? this is warner from legally blonde now
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well behaved boats rarely make history
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WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR HER TO WEAR A MASK MY GOD
(It's a camo joke, FYI.)
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everytime i tweet
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When a guy is a good cook it cancels out like three red flags.