Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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I can’t explain it but walking down these stairs makes me feel like a bad bitch https://t.co/R0Xp2e5FFz
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When the Salvation Army starts ringing their bells at me
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Nvm = you should have listened when I was talking to you.
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I’m so high I went to target because why not. I reached for some cookie dough & so did someone else at the same time. I said, “sorry you can go ahead” to only realize I had just seen my own arm in the mirror & I apologized to myself... I’m going home
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Can’t spell embarrassment without men
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the government deciding how the tiers work
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Using your studies as an excuse to avoid family gatherings >>>
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the next stimulus
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Mr. Box, I continue to try.
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is this too much to ask for
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just got my stimulus in the mail
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Fellas, do you ever.....ya know....pa rum pa pum pum? https://t.co/xg60myklgq
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“O Holy Night” is Christianity’s “Defying Gravity”
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can life slow tf down
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The next stimulus check will be a cameo from the D’Amelio family