Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy, and stay safe.
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My favorite unit of measurement is “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s”
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When the DJ say “if you with your best friend make some noise” and you came with associates:
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Got my booster in the lube aisle at CVS
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me cooking for my dog https://t.co/gZjVAArdCq
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i am losing my mind
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Me reading the cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
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“Is it a bones day!?” Babe please look into Wellbutrin!
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My vegan friends ordering a burger:
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When I’m half way thru watching a film on 123Movies and win a free iPhone 13
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I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package
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cackling maniacally in the walk in freezers of every restaurant i’ve ever waitressed at
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they said “y’a know what? Let’s give these window bars a FATASS”
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just sent an email with a typo where i left the “h” out of “thing”
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2 ppl that don’t even like each other anymore lmaooo SCAM https://t.co/JtC7aeygQE
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Ma’am (2019)
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me when my beautiful friends show me the guy they talking to and its the ugliest man on earth