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    24 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "You gon believe your eyes or me?"

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    if your dog is over 8 years old (56 in dog years) then your dog is a boomer, sorry

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    Since I only have 180 followers I feel comfortable presenting this video to you all. You’re welcome

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    my mom when she sees one spoon in the sink

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    When I'm bored I go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers

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    I can NOT believe my mom just vibe checked my aunt

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    when your airpods are about to die

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    Teacher: How did you solve this problem without showing your work ? me:

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    i had a dream last night i published a poetry chapbook. woke up from the dream in the middle of the night to write down the only coherent poem i remembered, thinking it was pure gold

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    me as a lawyer: but your honor 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺🥺 🥺🥺

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    my morning coffee walking through my digestive system to confront my butthole

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    when you're telling your parents a story and you almost snitch on yourself https://t.co/gBbCairc2O

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    Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

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    Me and my friends before doing something really stupid

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    When i see 50 missed calls from my mum Me:

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    me: *roasts him all day* him: that’s why yo head big af me:

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    I hate the internet sometimes lmaooo

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    When you tell a joke in a groupchat and the “LMFAOOO” start coming in https://t.co/Hviek3P7b0

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    Me: *texts my friend at 3:00am* My friend: *responds* Me: ok but what the FUCK are you doing awake so late you need your rest

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    my body: *gives me signals to sleep the whole entire day* me: *goes to bed* my body: https://t.co/56RpHRcGC5

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    me at my friends after i beg them to drive me to the guys house that ghosted me for 4 months but randomly hit me up saying come over even tho i told them i was over him

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    I lost it when he licked his hand

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