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which one of my flatmates is cooking a single chicken nugget ... i cba
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yes it does lmao https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
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I need to ask this dog where they got their cute crop top from
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Coworker: Please can you- Me, finished for the day:
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Yo why tf my sister paint this on the wall 😂
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Tim Cook looks amazing
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Y’all’s fish could never
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I fucking hate my friends
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I ain’t like these bitches I’m built different 💯
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I cant afford a gym membership so 😂
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My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said “✌🏻🐸”
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Never forget when my ex followed me with this after I blocked him
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“I’m gonna take a shower” *45 min later* me:
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When you flip the pillow and you lay your head on the cold side https://t.co/eOcZXMbsyF
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Me when I accidentally sing ‘I’m the only one of you’
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spinach getting ready to expire on my way home from the grocery store