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THIS LITTLE GIRL I’M BABYSITTING JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I SAID NOT ANYMORE AND SHE SAID “BOYFRIENDS ARE A WASTE OF TIME” AND THEN SHE TURNS TO HER BROTHER AND TELLS HIM “YOU’RE GONNA BE A WASTE OF TIME”
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something about paying bills just don’t sit right with my spirit
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NYC in the winter is BEAUTIFUL!
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I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich.
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every alt guy in 2019
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I had a couple people look at me crazy when I told them I was putting Spongebob on my grad cap. Just know this is probably my favorite art piece I’ve ever done 😭😂
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Can’t stand a Chipotle worker who gotta scream “extra chicken” down the line. How does it feel being the feds? 🙄
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me in 2012 keeping an eye out for Selener
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focus on a different child every time you watch 😂😂
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Me cooking pasta for one :
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Someone: stOp bEinG sO dRamAtiC oVeR eVerYtHinG My dramatic ass: https://t.co/axsYec91qi
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Your skin A man’s skin using a using a towel skin care used to clean routine his car and shoes
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Drunk me making sure I'm good before I go back out there...😂 https://t.co/y3nsyriHDg
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By the time you’re 25 you should have: -??? -?????? -??????????? -a haunting story about taking edibles
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Me staring at a selfie i took for 10 minutes until it turns ugly
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I suspended a student and he sent me a dm on IG saying “you a bitch 💯”