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    17 Hilarious Tweets From This Week

    "Winter is just me asking my body, 'Are you sick?' and my body being like, 'Maybe ;)'"

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    I like men who are on twitter because it shows me that they can read

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    Y’all..... why would my kid say this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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    I'm beginning to think my landlord has a different relationship with the rent payment than I do

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    [as a lawyer] me: "permission to approach the bench, your honor" judge: "granted" me, whispering: "are you mad at me?"

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    When customers come in 6 hours before closing

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    “You got my name wrong.” https://t.co/99IA3XykLK

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    When I turned in my assignment and I know it was trash but I’m just happy I turned it in https://t.co/kVOBVbDiWb

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    Luke, are you in a headspace to receive information which could possibly hurt you

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    apple music users logging into twitter and seeing everyone posting their 2019 spotify wrapped results

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    holy infant chicken wings 🤝 tender and mild

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    My macbook staring at me while I force it to download the same class syllabus for the 80th time this year, just to see one detail

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    This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

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    winter is just me asking my body "are you sick?" and my body being like "maybe ;)"

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