1. drake @sparks379 One time I told a person on Grindr that I worked with cancer patients and they replied “like the sign or actual cancer patients?” And in conclusion that’s why I’m homophobic 09:19 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Justin Randall @imjustinrandall 7th grade me when the girl I was “dating” flirted with the boy I actually liked 07:35 PM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Aaron Jackson @AaronJackson85 BOTTOMS: I douched, am on fiber supplements, and haven’t eaten since yesterday morning (7 blueberries) so we should be good. TOPS: I can’t read and think condoms are republican. VERS: WE ARE THE UNHOLY, THE WICKED TRICKSTERS, AND ALL SHALL FALL BEFORE OUR TREACHEROUS BLIGHT. 01:24 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. sundot-kulangot @thedumbestvirgo Me: i'm uninstalling grindr! I dont like to be hurt no more Also me a week later: teka bored aq hehe 07:51 AM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Michael Benjamin @mfbenji Huge win for Disney gays 10:21 PM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. matt gehring @mattryanx gays trying to remember someone’s name at a party after meeting them 7 times 12:10 AM - 27 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. JuanPa @jpbrammer gays wear one dangly earring so if they die wearing it god can yank them directly up to heaven 👼 07:40 PM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. michael vincent @mvddm Everyone this happened to is gay now https://t.co/rgx5HStdgV 06:02 AM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat When I ordered my iced coffee this AM the barista said, “Iced coffee season is almost over!” Has she... never met a gay man? 12:25 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. brandon @intergaylactic me when he asks me to top bc i lied and put vers bottom on my grindr 10:11 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. izaiah 🤙🏻 @serafinax17 Grindr is a hellscape 11:05 AM - 28 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kedzie Teller @Kedz Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed. 01:10 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. alyssa @yourholygaymom gays and their english teacher 07:18 PM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. reid @thereidfeed Me while everyone else in the gay groupchat is recounting their hoey weekend sexcapades 😌 06:42 PM - 29 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Enjoy reading gay tweets? We've got more gay tweet roundups here!