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Friend: “Any big Halloween plans?” Me:
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Gays looking good despite their haunting past, childhood trauma and severe anxiety
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I hope to one day find a Top like Elizabeth Warren
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we finally get our first openly-gay presidential candidate and he goes and announces a plan titled “Becoming Whole”
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When he pulls out and it’s still clean
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all gay men do is hold their phone like a clutch, act like they’re pushing hair behind their ear, and lie
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Hold on a minute
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gay culture is walking down the street and holding your phone like it’s a louis vuitton clutch
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gays will be on their death beds in 60 years and their last words will still be “remember when Hilary Duff tried to save pop music in 2015 and y’all let it flop”
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Seeing the Grindr notification on his phone but you took two trains and a bus to get here so you let it slide
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my friends from church when they found out i was gay
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white muscle gays when the boy they’re flirting with says they have no abs
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Twitter Gays when Instagays try to come take over twitter
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All I’ve had today is pistachios, prep and vodka.
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changing my grindr bio to ‘vers top’ https://t.co/2KsGSuxgL0
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Instagays walking into the gym together