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    I'm Dying At These Viral Tweets From This Weekend

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    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    women don’t “𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪! 𝒪𝐻, 𝒴𝒪𝒪𝐻𝒪𝒪!” while batting eyes and waving a kerchief like they used to

    Twitter: @bouzingot

    2.

    *having a threesome* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… I think I’m Bubbles, YOU’RE Blossom, and YOU are Buttercup

    Twitter: @annabel_meschke

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    Kim Kardashian has purchased the pair of lavender Converse Chuck Taylor high tops that Sofia Coppola snuck into a very brief shot in Marie Antoinette (2006) in order to visually convey that Antoinette was only a teenager

    Twitter: @veryharryhill / Via SKIMS / @kimkardashian / Columbia Pictures

    4.

    Fall Out Boy fan: ‘this song literally defined who I am as a person’ Fall Out Boy song title: ‘Scrabble isn’t the best way to pass the time when all I can think of is U and I’

    Twitter: @TomKiely_

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    Screaming at my grandma to act more fucking confused as we begin our third take of a staged prank TikTok where I throw a hot dog at her while she’s watching TV. She keeps forgetting her lines and anticipating hot dog impact. Been at this for 90 fucking minutes.

    Twitter: @atdanwhite

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    Twitter: @sophiebuddle / Via @kimkardashian

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    Twitter: @freshhel

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    Harry Styles interviews: I want to bring people to a higher plane of thought. I call it FutureMind Harry Styles music: 🎺Oooh loving you feels like a Sunday Sandwich 🎸

    Twitter: @SamuelSaulsbury

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    bro last night was a traditional fable passed down orally thru the centuries

    Twitter: @ratbrainmorris

    10.

    When I worked at Blockbuster, a guy handed me a note and said, "I'm looking for this." The note: "leppercorn."

    Twitter: @ImMichaelBrown

    11.

    obsessed with the idea of polling iconic actresses with what awards they have

    Twitter: @mikewachowiak / Via NBC

    12.

    FORGET WHAT BEYONCÉ SAY!!!! SOMEBODY TAKE THE RISK AND FILM IT, THE BEYHIVE WILL COME TOGETHER AND BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL!!!

    Twitter: @howard_zaire / Via Bravo

    (Beyoncé performed a private show in Dubai.)

    13.

    the residents in the hotel during beyoncé’s firework finale

    Twitter: @willfulchaos

    14.

    finding out this was somehow supposed to be a miley impersonation has me ON THE FLOORRR like it’s so bad it’s almost good idk

    Twitter: @willfulchaos / Via Vh1

    15.

    i'm done applying to jobs through indeed there's absolutely no way they are real opportunities. my application says sent and i can tell its like this

    Twitter: @toxnik / Via Fox

    16.

    houses when someone writes numbers on them fuck all of you

    Twitter: @quaketh / Via Vh1

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