The state of the world β to put it mildly β is overwhelming and terrible right now. Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice
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howling.
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she ate him omg π https://t.co/bETixsqAhx
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this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had
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Iβve been told I needed a spice rack in my kitchen. Did I do this right?
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if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i donβt want to pay
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The Cheaper by the Dozen cast all grown up!!
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i saw this documentary seven years ago and i think about this line every day
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recklessly using βyouβ and βuβ in the same sentence with abandon
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kiss me thru the phone was approximately 12 years ahead of its time
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KINGS SUPPORT KINGSπ€
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Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
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not them π
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Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty
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When I tweet a lyric and then someone else continues the verse https://t.co/938Japi6Yt
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High school football players were really like β ima win this game for you babyβ and then would lose 65-7
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my moms told me the government putting chips in ppl i hope i get hot cheetos π