Here are some funny tweets from this week for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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cursing all day at school and then turning it off when we got home was a real skill
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me when two girls suddenly start kissing on tv and im watching with my family
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A few years later this Mf landed Zendaya 💀
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knuckle sandwich
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https://t.co/ZTgtp2alx0
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hookup culture actually helps a lot of people clean their bedrooms
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"What's today's date?"
(This tweet was posted on 2/22/22.)
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i love when a guy at the gym has a little notebook, like what’re u writing in ur diary baby girl
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Taylor Swift when she rhymed oooooh-ooooh-ahhhh-ahhhh with cruel summer.
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i really used to think tyler perry and madea were relatives im crying😭😭😭
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Southerners, y’all don’t think the sweet tea is a lil too sweet?
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nothing has been real since march 2020.
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who tf sees a tomato slice in their burger and just keeps it there
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My heart absolutely beating out of my chest as I send the most mildly confrontational message that’s ever been written
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Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
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“you can go to the party, but you have to take your little sister with you”
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i thought the g-spot was that movie wit them guinea pigs yo wtf
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my flex is that is that i made a normal snap username in 7th grade.