1. When Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell sat down for an interview to address their feud: Oxygen 2018 Equivalent: Taylor Swift and Katy Perry sitting down to discuss their feud. 2. When Cher called Madonna the c-word: youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: Imagine, like, Rihanna calling Beyoncé the c-word in 2018. 3. And when she called David Letterman an asshole: youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: Demi Lovato calling Jimmy Fallon an asshole. 4. When Christina Aguilera threw darts at Kelly Osbourne's picture: MTV 2018 Equivalent: Miley Cyrus throwing darts at, like, Nicki Minaj. 5. When someone asked Paris Hilton for a picture and stepped right in front of Kim K: View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 2018 Equivalent: A fan stepping in front of Kim K. for a picture with Paris. 6. And when Kim cleaned Paris' closet: E! 2018 Equivalent: Kim K. cleaning Paris' closet. 7. When Bjork attacked a reporter for saying, "Welcome to Bangkok." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: FKA Twigs attacking a TMZ reporter. 8. When Burt Reynolds and Marc Summers threw jabs and drinks on each other: youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Kaluuya throwing drinks at each other on Kimmel. 9. When Prince was on VH1 and said, "How much longer?" until a Madonna video was over: VH1 2018 Equivalent: Picture Bruno Mars asking how long until Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video is over. 10. When Winona Ryder got caught shoplifting more than $6,000 in merchandise: Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images 2018 Equivalent: Imagine Jennifer Lawrence getting caught shoplifting — the jokes, the memes, omg. 11. When Matt Damon broke up with Minnie Driver by revealing that he's single on Oprah (Driver had no clue): youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: Justin Bieber going on Oprah and breaking up with Selena. 12. When Angelina Jolie kissed her brother on the mouth. Ron Davis / Getty Images 2018 Equivalent: An award-winning actress like Emma Stone making out with her brother. 13. When Janelle from Teen Mom missed her court date and got arrested because she had tickets to Kesha: LeFree Agent @NurzBenny This was a special time in television history RT @bgcslave: remember when Jenelle from Teen Mom missed her court date just to see Kesha and got arrested afterwards https://t.co/xDNlfkPzgz 11:15 PM - 25 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2018 Equivalent: This would've 10000% been a meme, had it happened today. Like, imagine a Vanderpump Rules star doing this? 14. And finally, when Ozzy bit a fucking bat's head: VH1 / youtube.com 2018 Equivalent: Like, there really isn't one?? Idk, can you picture the lead singer of Imagine Dragons doing this??!!