1. This girl, who basically had a five-course meal:
2. And this person, who brought a rotisserie chicken:
3. This extreme seat-saver:
4. This professor and student:
5. This dancer:
My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college.
6. This dog owner, who let their dog loose:
THERE IS A RANDOM LOOSE DOG IN MY 8 AM I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
7. This drinker:
THIS GUY TAKES EATING IN LECTURE TO THE NEXT LEVEL
8. This guy, who's making a grilled cheese:
9. This girl, who set up a keyboard to an iPhone (like???...??):
10. This knitter:
This girl is knitting a blanket in Chemistry lecture #USFproblems
11. This loyal cheater:
12. And this cheater too!
13. This person, who showed up like this:
So this girl is sitting in the back of bio lecture.
14. Whoever did this:
15. And lastly, this professor, this student — actually just everyone involved in whatever this was:
