1. This man's proclamation:
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
2. This "gas" win and basement fail:
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline
3. This convo:
unbelievable convo i just had
4. This goodbye:
just sold this girl adderall and she did a curtsy on her way out
5. This revisited fail:
thinking about him
6. And this one, too:
I always laugh when I remember I hugged my first ever therapist and she texted me “don’t ever do that again” before I hit the end of the street. my life is a sketch show.
7. This grammar fail:
They sucks
8. This game concept:
GTA modders just be making they own games at this point 💀
9. This boyfriend's fail:
my gf is out with the girls. this means i’ve been left to my own devices for hours. i now have a hangover, two questionable tweets, and three second-degree burns
10. This bite:
I wasn't expecting the end 🤣
11. This unfortunate wrinkle:
No like let’s https://t.co/hfCr3QXhyu
12. This photograph/caption from Brooklyn Beckham:
I still think about Brooklyn Beckham’s book of photography about once a month
13. This child's message to their mom:
14. And lastly, this mask fail:
Wearing masks to own the libs