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    18 Tweets From This Week That Are Pee-Your-Pants Hysterical

    "No one hypes you up more than a random guy on Snapchat that you have no interest in."

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    me in the bathroom when my sibling was getting a whoopin & I knew I was next

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    This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

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    me laying in bed at 3am when I realize I should’ve said something else in an argument I had in 2011 https://t.co/k3MZEMBsj1

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    I texted my number neighbor and didn’t pick up his call so he left me this voicemail 😂

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    when they suddenly stop talking to u

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    *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me: https://t.co/PYyCiXdSLj

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    sprite wants to be hand sanitizer so bad bro 😭😭😭

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    no one hypes you up more than a random guy on snapchat that you have no interest in

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    Nobody: Elizabeth Warren showing up to every debate with a plan:

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    when you drink cold water after chewing mint gum https://t.co/517ynSSNji

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    when he says, “do you see how crazy you’re acting” https://t.co/FJM483NrNL

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    me analyzing what plastic surgery i need at 3am when i can’t sleep https://t.co/dH67yvXV5k

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    I’m honestly so over the whole partying scene. I suppose drinking is fun when you’re young and immature, but I guess I’ve just reached the point where I much prefer spending my weekends at home, high on meth and actually being productive https://t.co/PDtfjrr1Ml

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    the only thing men collectively have is the audacity

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    I'll never forget when I took my cat to the vet and they took an ID photo

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    strangest thing is you not having a clue lil bitch💯

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    If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!

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