1. J @jruthmitch Me and my friends on my bed the morning after a shit show of a night out https://t.co/NMQzFSy1jK 03:39 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. dude. @DaveyMuise Bought my dog angel wings on amazon for $12 and let me tell you 05:44 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Twitter: @jameelsmom05 4. Stephen Madden @StephenMaddens My girlfriend almost caught the house on fire making grilled cheese.. can you say wife material? 11:48 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. key @callmeekey My nephews ...... I am confusion 11:40 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jamann @a_jamann So my boy got his tag removed today 07:38 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ˗ˏˋ brando ˎˊ˗ @imlowkeycool man i thought peppa was STRAPPED https://t.co/bDVZ885kkj 10:53 PM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. andy! @andieesal for reference: 05:49 AM - 22 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lucy,, @curledbitch me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there 02:15 AM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kyler Wheat @radkid13 Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are 08:55 PM - 20 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jihad 💣 @bombanta “Can I get your num—brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” https://t.co/AkIXrGGg4V 05:20 PM - 20 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🌊Julian🌊 @Don_Julio777 Her: he’s probably out cheating Me and the boys : 10:46 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. emi @wrightemii how normal people tell a story vs. how I tell a story 07:22 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt nooo delilah don’t move to new york city your ass is so fat lol 02:44 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. lil arab @sweatyhairy how much coke do u think the Chuck E. Cheese house band was doing in the 90s 01:00 AM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ur mommy ♡ @trulymommy My man babying my mean ass 06:42 PM - 17 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ian Harris @ianharris When y’all on your first date and the waiter says “two days in a row huh” 06:15 PM - 14 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. IG: @swaveyvic @bankrollvic_ Grad party, baby shower, gender reveal, cookout. allat. https://t.co/YPmXQBlMxr 01:30 AM - 24 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!