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Me and my friends on my bed the morning after a shit show of a night out https://t.co/NMQzFSy1jK
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Bought my dog angel wings on amazon for $12 and let me tell you
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My girlfriend almost caught the house on fire making grilled cheese.. can you say wife material?
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My nephews ...... I am confusion
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So my boy got his tag removed today
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man i thought peppa was STRAPPED https://t.co/bDVZ885kkj
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for reference:
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me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there
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Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I.... yet here we are
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“Can I get your num—brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” https://t.co/AkIXrGGg4V
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Her: he’s probably out cheating Me and the boys :
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how normal people tell a story vs. how I tell a story
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nooo delilah don’t move to new york city your ass is so fat lol
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how much coke do u think the Chuck E. Cheese house band was doing in the 90s
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My man babying my mean ass
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When y’all on your first date and the waiter says “two days in a row huh”
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Grad party, baby shower, gender reveal, cookout. allat. https://t.co/YPmXQBlMxr