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Chris Pratt's Dad Bod Is Officially Back And Now I'm Hornier Than A Rhino

This is not a drill.

Let's start off this post with a few necessary disclaimers. Number one: All body types are beautiful.

Number two: Chris Pratt β€” in every body type β€” is a divine sexpot sent from God.

But right now in January 2019, we are truly blessed because his dad bod is back:

OH YES, IT'S BACK.

AND BETTER THAN EVER.

I'm so here for it.

Like it's really doing things to me β€” and others too:

Chris Pratt has got his dad bod back and I'm here for it... 😍😍😍

Good morning to Chris Pratt’s dad bod and Chris Pratt’s dad bod only. https://t.co/SD6atpQ5GH

Chris Pratt and his new dad bod is giving me liiiiifeeee 😍😍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

(Lol, some more than others.)

His dad bod, according to science and shit, proves that 2019 is going to be infinitely better than 2018.

His dad bod has the power to quench the thirst of 205,000 people with just this pic.

Thank you for reading. Like I said, you have officially been blessed. Bye!