Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
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My doctor: “Are you sexually active?” Me: “currently, no” My doctor (who I just met today): “male partners I assume” Me:
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nick cannon is unable to parent properly in 26 different households ?!?!!
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This is my life now.
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Disney+: "are you still watching?" Us:
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when you sleep to avoid your problems but end up dreaming about them
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whoever came up wit righty tighty lefty loosy is so real. like omg so true
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me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep
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This is the realest Kardashian/Jenner post we’ve seen in years
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or the spiders have learned to use the printer https://t.co/F7jm5rznlr
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just found out the old lady i gossip with during my power walks is cult horror actress lynn shea
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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
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Me when someone sees me in my “ain’t nobody gonna see me” outfit