1. When your boss doesn't care:
bro my coworker starts crying bc her boyfriend broke up w her (thru text) & my manager gon say “that’s why we stay off our phones @ work” LMFAAAAOOOO shordy ain’t shit 😭
2. When you get called out:
I know my boss sick of me
3. When they print out your tweets:
4. When they don't get the joke:
I showed my boss this tweet and he said, "I don't get it." His name is literally Matt.
5. When your boss becomes a potato:
my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting
6. When they see your inappropriate Facebook status:
13 years to the day I was fired from my summer job in a shoe shop, as I didn’t think my manager, who was 29, would have Facebook.
7. When you have the best response:
At my last job the manager told this girl her hair was too long and needed to tie it up. so the girl just took off her wig and handed it to my manager 😭 I think about this day a lot 😂
8. When you have to explain this:
Explaining to my manager why i came back alone was a whole other issue LMFAOOOO she never let us go on break together again🤣
9. When you clap back at them:
When the hot straight boss sends me a rude email on the weekend:
10. Or when you've been saving a clapback:
i’ve been waiting so long to say this
11. When one word makes a difference:
I just accidentally texted my boss that tomorrow we can touch, instead of touch base, in case you wondered about my level of smoothness.
12. When you use slang in a meeting:
literally said “type shit” in a meeting. they’re gonna fire me lmaoo
13. Or your boss misses one letter:
14. When you send the wrong text to your boss:
If u think ur having a bad day just remember that I accidentally texted this to my boss this morning :)
15. Like, yikes:
@JazzyyWazzyy__ This brought me back to the time I accidentally messaged my boss instead of my girl 💀
16. When they message you on a hookup app:
I was at the bank where I’m doing my internship this summer to do paperwork... when I left, my “boss” HITS ME UP ON GRINDR DJWIDJWJD
17. And lastly, when you mistake your boss's text for a dick appointment and it goes viral:
